iapislazuli:

iapislazuli:

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

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Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

legendofthehiddenbbc:

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revolutionarytea:

propalitet:

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

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When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

jewishdragon:

kurtbrussels:

no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf

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i know its been added but the follow up is also hilarious

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fyeahvarchie:

ARCHIE ANDREWS & VERONICA LODGE
↳ 7x05 - Tales in a Jugular Vein

gubgam:

Didn’t see any posts about it so here it is for the other Photosensitive folks,

Nimona has a lot of flashing lights, no intense strobing (ie Incredibles) but includes:

Alarm sequences (red lights, ‘police’ lights), explosions and gunfire

Sparks/flashing/flickering lights, firelight

Thunderstorms and lightning effects,

Flashes from color to black (hard to describe)

All within the first few minutes of the movie, frequently throughout.

It wasn’t too terrible when I watched with other lights on during the day but I tried watching it with them off and it was pretty bad. Sharing this so other people can find it would be much appreciated!

harlequinchaos:

aropride:

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

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theav0cadobaby:

You know I wish fatphobia was less pervasive. Even among people who consider themself as progressive, it’s rampant. So quick reminder. No it’s actually not easy to stop being fat, and it sucks that we are treated differently for something we really can’t control. Shaming a fat person for being fat, and shaming them for not having the “willpower” to become skinny- is bigotry. And if all you talk to fat people about is weight loss and dieting- congratulations! You’re being a dick! Stop.

escailyyy:

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Today on ‘The Real Sansa and Tyrion’ an inside look into Daenerys Targaryen exclusive Dragon baby shower while people continues to ask “Why are Sansa and Tyrion not pregnant yet?”

( Tune in for the next episode to hear their honest answer)

An: thanks to @portsidewonderland for the prompt 'people constantly asking Sansa when she’s going to get pregnant’ and you guys wanted to see Danny too so here she is. Don’t you just love reality stars who treat pets like their children? Keep the prompts coming you guys give me great ideas

escailyyy:

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Today on ‘The Real Sansa and Tyrion’ our favorite newlyweds ran into Jamie and Brienne in the office.

escailyyy:

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Today on ‘The Real Sansa and Tyrion’ It’s no secret that Tommen and Myrcella love to stay at their uncle’s place ever since Sansa had a deluxe game room built in the mansion. Which forces Cersei and Robert to pick them up often since Tyrion won’t hand them over to any Nanny.

An: @foxyhunter99 prompted “ something with a dinner or visit with the Baratheons” ps: this was also how I imagine a scene between a modern day Hades and Persephone vs Hera and Zeus would go